kaboom!

Oi, you theenk that because I am a woman that you caen eve tease me, I weell geeve you a tight slap to the faece. I am een catonment here and I weell not haeve any of eet. I aem cent per cent damn sure thaet you caen mess wit' me, you weell expire via KABOOM!
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Mae earliest human maemry?

I dunno, probably mae da’ showeeng me how to blow people up real good.

Oi!

Esteemed Sirs and Madames,

I know whaet you are theenkeeng. 

"Oh, ees that a woman out there, makeeng the people go kablooey?"

Why, yes eet ees!

My naeme ees Devki Kapoor, and I am haere to maeke you BLU people go kaboom!

I haeve learned how to do thees seence I was a leettle girl and so I am very good at mae job. Hopefully, you weell not be in the way!